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'''Epic Pacard''' is a highly popular fad based on the epic adventures of Patrick Pacard (also called Epic Pacard or John Luke Pacard).
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'''Pacard''' sites are usually sites that involve an edited image of [[Picard|Captain Jean-Luc Picard]] in different situations (referred to as "Patrick Pacard" or other made-up names). The sites' titles are usually spelled in all caps and contain the word "epic". [[Ghost_Love_Score|Ghost Love Score by Nightwish]] is usually used as a sound for these sites.
  
Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.
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Many Epic Pacard sites are highly rated and most have been on the top viewed list, possibly, as some suggest, due to YTMND's highly disproportionate Jamaican fanbase.
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== The End of Epicness? ==
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On June 5, 2007 a jealous Max Goldberg sent a cease & desist order to PACARD (care of blommer). Being the kind diplomat that he is, PACARD decided to take a vacation from YTMND. Will he [HIS EPICNESS] ever return? Short answer: the world may never know. EPIC answer: of course he will!
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== Trivia ==
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* Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
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* Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
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* "Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
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* Pacard is currently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President is on vacation.
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Revision as of 05:43, June 10, 2007

PACARD
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Pacard recalls his vacation  
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Pacard sites are usually sites that involve an edited image of Captain Jean-Luc Picard in different situations (referred to as "Patrick Pacard" or other made-up names). The sites' titles are usually spelled in all caps and contain the word "epic". Ghost Love Score by Nightwish is usually used as a sound for these sites.

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