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LiquidZ the Jackass of some trades

LiquidZ is a smart ass user, who creates overly complex jokes and marvels at the inability of 99% of the population to get the joke. Often the jokes are so absurd and complex he doesn't even get them.

In summary, everything that is done, spammed, posted, and voted for is to make you go "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot". Just like this page.




Noted for the following:


iPod Grammar Sites

Noticing how many YTMND users are crazy about proper grammar, a plot was formed to piss off/trick many YTMND users.

The first site: Apple Censors The Truth

The plan was to create a page featuring bad grammar, however it had to look like it was not intended. Enlightenment came from Apple.com and their custom engraving option. A screen shot of the customizer screen with the phrase "Apple does not respect it's Partners. Think Shit". By attempting to submit the form on the Apple site it of course provides the message "Inappropriate message text". All of this combined would provide to be a mild distraction from the deliberate bad grammar.

The site was then self sponsored, and each comment posted replied to in order to antagonize users further and make it appear to be that LiquidZ is a jerk... which he is.

After a few days on the sponsored list the site got marked as NSFW and then no one cared about it.

The second site: iPod site with fixed grammar

Quickly after the first site got NSFW'd the second site was created to seal the deal. Links to this site were placed in the comments and PMs received in regards to the first site. A self sponsorship maneuver was attempted, however the site quickly got NSFW'd and resulted in epic fail.

The site was sold on the line that it was an actual grammar correction re-submission, in which many grammar Nazis went to the site to "review" the grammar, only to get told... "YOU JUST FELL FOR THE TRAP!"

Damn... LiquidZ is just such a smug bastard.

In between the creation of the first site and the second site, a few additional sites were created playing on the iPod engraving theme to cause some additional distraction. Which of course was not needed because no one gives a shit about iPod engraving sites.


SEVEN KIDS!?

Everyone has seen the Classmates.com advertising about the couple that had SEVEN KIDS! Well... LiquidZ had enough of this shit and posted a screen shot of a page that pissed him off with 3 of the same damn advertisements on a single page.

Seeing that this page was only mildly amusing, he decided that adding in Max, and Brian peppers could only result in gold.

sevenkids.ytmnd.com

No surprise no one gave a damn about this site either, so it was decided to market the site in the same way the advertisements exist... as not so relevant messages on sites.

"BUT DID THEY HAVE SEVEN KIDS?! sevenkids.ytmnd.com"

"Did you know, he had SEVEN KIDS?! sevenkids.ytmnd.com"

"You know this site is allot like that SEVEN KIDS?! Fad... but not as good... sevenkids.ytmnd.com"


C'mon... Don't bullshit me...

This phrase was randomly posted on many sites, most notably those of keatonkeaton999 in particular Personal Messages .

As a result of this LiquidZ then posted random messages on SnawsBall's sites in an indirect mockery. In an odd twist LiquidZ then got sent a PM from SnawsBall wanting help in deleting his sites in which the only response was "C'mon... Don't bullshit me..."