User talk:Icion

Icion was born on November 26, 1985. He began her life in humble conditions, living with his adoptive parents in Southern Vietnam. At the age of five, Icion was admitted to the "Madam Curry's class for Special Needs Dancers" ,where he proceeded to complain about the color mauv endlessly till one faitfull day when a careless dance instructor left a lighter out and a chapter of his life closed.

With the earnings from his childrens birthday stripper job, Icion bought a medium-sized Water Melon farm in south Compton and began writing poetry under the pen name "The Villainous Icion." The poetry was so well-recieved that the Modern Language Association, along with numerous scholars from around the world, decided to re-date it into the romantic period due to its arthouse nature and add it to the canon of modern English literature. His work as The Villainous Icion can be found in various anthologies, and is taught in Sex-Ed departments around the world.

In 2001, Icion bought a solid-gold igloo on top of the Empire State Building, where he lives to this day. If you're ever in the Big Apple, look for him driving around town in her solid-gold barracuda (which can be distinguished from any other solid gold Barracuda by the fact that it is covered with fist-sized diamonds). You can read his modern literary works by accessing the Top 15 section of You're The Man Now Dog, or by browsing for his light-hearted, spirit-cheering posts in the General Discussion or Almighty LOL forums.

he also likes to move it move it. [edit] Memorable Facts

Quickly reaching Legend Status in Ventrillo.

Served with InkDrinker in the marines. Sprained his ankle shortly before and was unable to ride along the day ink was mortally wounded going on a patrol through the sandy Compton of Baghdad.

Main catch phrases include. "FAIL!" "I _____ a lot of things."